i want to be more like ezra because everything he says is so drenched in irony that everyone just becomes accustomed to the fact that everything he says has some complex connotation that no one understands when maybe it doesn’t at all

like i bet he could tweet “dog” and get a million retweets and have people trying to decipher the hidden joke or meaning in what he’s trying to say when really he just felt like tweeting “dog”